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networker4u
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Joined: Apr 13, 2004
Posts: 177
Location: World Wide Web!
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Apr 18, 2004 - 03:43 AM |
 
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Hello Fellow Marketers,
This is the recent discussion I had (Mahesh Bhat) with a Marketing Expert. His name is Mr. Dogman (name changed!). I have had chat with him about 40 minuets. This great person is earning exactly 7,41,538.41$ every month since 1998 from his e-biz. He helped 1000's of people by providing biz-ops (oops?) He has got unparalleled marketing ideas. Moreover he is earning exactly 7,41,538.41$ every month! Even you could earn that sum, if u buy his advisory book!
This is the brief summary of our discussion. Some words are censored!
Have a great fun on reading!
Mahesh Bhat
...........Connected.............
Me (Mahesh Bhat) : Hello Mr Dogman, This is Mahesh Bhat, I'm very exited to discuss with you.
DM (Mr. Dogman): Hi Mr Mahesh Bhat, you are most welcome, let me know more about yourself
Me: I'm 24 yrs old, Single and not looking. I've been on the net from the past 5-6 yrs. Still not earning enough money. I would be glad if u could provide me some expert advice.
DM: Ohh, exited! R u just 24? Well, exactly 28 yrs back I was too 24 and single (!)
Me: Well Mr. Dogman, I could clearly guess u r very intelligent & you have had very good experience in marketing & e-biz.
DM: Yes Mr Bhat, u r right, I'm very much interested to help u. I will show u “How to earn 7,41,538.41 USD every month”. Would u be interested? I guess U R... u know? It's very simple; I wrote a e-book “How to earn 7,41,538.41$ monthly?” just buy this book and simply follow the instruction given there; it cost only 150$, but your cost is only 99$, if u act now! In addition to that I'll throw u 5 e-biz software’s worth of 400$! These software’s are... bla... bla... bla .........
Me: Yeah, I love money, money is the most important thing in our life. . But would u earn that sum every month?
DM: Yeah, I earn; even I could show u my bank statement; this system is proved and guaranteed; this sum is minimum possibility after tax! U could earn even more! U know? I have been on this field from past 10 yrs....and.... bla... bla... bla
Me: OK OK hold on; I get mad if I earn millions every month. I would be definitely happy if I could earn 2000$ per month from part time work.
DM: 2000? Just 2000 dollars? Huff, it’s my single meal cost! Don't U want 7,41,538.41 just by investing 99$? You will be earning this sum every month through out your life.
Me: No no, I don't believe all these idiots programs. In-fact I'm looking for some data entry kind jobs. Would U help me?
DM: Yeah, I offer data entry jobs too, to help 1000's of youngsters like u; this job involves “Job posting” on various free classified sites. I'll send u training and other materials; u can start work immediately. But there is a one time registration fee of 69$
Me: Sorry Mr. Dogman, I’m not in a position to pay 69$. But I’ll do the job first, later you can deduct registration fee from my earnings.
DM: No, that’s not possible. Registration fee is must to start work. Otherwise how would I know that u r serious about this job. See, I’ll donate 10$ to Red Cross from registration fee. So u indirectly help others!
Me: No, it sounds like u r scam
DM; Scam? What? am I scamming?
Me: Yes, u does
DM: Yeah, I do scamming, but u know? That’s the only way to make real money from e-biz! Please young man, please try to understand me, I’m in terrible problem, next week I’ve to pay my Car loan installment. Please donate me at-least 50$, it would really help me a lot.
Me: If that’s the case I suggest u one good thing, start beggars.com!
DM: Heyyyy uuuuuu, My dear ***********
Me: Thanx & same to u. It’s right time for u to reserve a ticket to go hell. GOOG BYE
…………………Disconnected……………….
Disclaimer:
This story must be treated as fiction. I’m not responsible for any disputes. If you are intelligent, you can guess my intention behind this story! |
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SolomonZhang
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Joined: Jan 15, 2007
Posts: 19
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Feb 11, 2007 - 02:49 AM |
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This IS absolutely true.
All of the ebooks I've downloaded that says "interviews" which has tens or hundreds of pages and if you can sum it up, the content is just like that.
Four thumbs up for you! |
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