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JasonV
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Joined: Apr 03, 2007
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Jun 06, 2007 - 02:54 PM |
 
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This women each day walks to work. On her way to work each day she walks past a pet store. On this day she notices that there is a bird, in a cage, sitting in front of the store. Little does she know, its a talking bird. She stops at the cage and checks out the bird, just for a minute, as she walks away she hears someone say"hey lady"! She turns around and the bird says"you've got a big butt"! Of course this disgusts the woman and she turns around and walks away.
The next day, the bird is out there again. As she walks by glaring at the bird, the bird says nothing, but as she gets by the bird again "hey lady". She turns around again, and the bird again says "you've got a big butt" and again the woman is disgusted.
On the third day the woman sees the bird outside again, but this time she decides to go inside and speak with the owner. She finds the owner and tells him that his bird out front is rude. The owner asks, why do you say that? She explains. The owner then tells her that he will have a talk with the bird. The owner follows the woman out and as she passes by the bird, the bird says nothing.
On the fourth day, the woman sees the bird out once again. As she walks by the bird she is giving the bird the most evil look she could gather. As she gets by the bird about 3 feet, she hears "hey lady" she quickly turns around and looks at the bird with anger in here eyes. The birds replys, "YOuuuu KNOW"! |
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lucyparker
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Joined: Nov 24, 2009
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Questa901
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Joined: Apr 22, 2011
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Apr 22, 2011 - 05:48 AM |
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2 Men talking abt marriage & divorce:
2 MEN TALKING
1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons! |
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